Milyikzen is a god.

She takes the form of a large, vain wasp.

Milyikzen created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Milyikzen, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Milyikzen, she will manifest in front of you.

Milyikzen's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Milyikzen's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Milyikzen.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.