Bedsadjon is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring seal.

Bedsadjon created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedsadjon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bedsadjon, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bedsadjon's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bedsadjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never pour water over plants.