Xemripnarl is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, thoughtless wren.

Xemripnarl created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Xemripnarl, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Xemripnarl, she will destroy your home planet.

Xemripnarl's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Xemripnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Hide if five dolphins approach from the east.

4. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.