Bestrigvoglak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic hippopotamus.

Bestrigvoglak created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestrigvoglak, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bestrigvoglak, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Bestrigvoglak's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bestrigvoglak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews.

2. Always help sick tortoises.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never wear corsets.