Dobbassfot Jarnontbest is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, annoying
deer.
Dobbassfot Jarnontbest created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dobbassfot Jarnontbest, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Dobbassfot Jarnontbest, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Dobbassfot Jarnontbest's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Dobbassfot Jarnontbest's Holy Commandments1. Never mention sharks.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Never think ill of sick squirrels.
4. Pray towards the south.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.