Narlhabbed is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, flying horse.

Narlhabbed created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlhabbed, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Narlhabbed, she will curse you with boils.

Narlhabbed's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Narlhabbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mice.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. You must love Narlhabbed.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.