Labrillflam is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, loving raccoon.

Labrillflam created a photon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Labrillflam, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Labrillflam, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Labrillflam's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Labrillflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never go into white rooms.
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