Wigdaveg is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful walrus.

Wigdaveg created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wigdaveg, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wigdaveg, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Wigdaveg's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Wigdaveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. You must pray to Wigdaveg six times a day.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Hide from brown otters for they are unholy.