Wigdaveg is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful
walrus.
Wigdaveg created vertebrates seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Wigdaveg, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Wigdaveg, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Wigdaveg's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Wigdaveg's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
3. You must pray to Wigdaveg six times a day.
4. Never eat pineapples.
5. Hide from brown otters for they are unholy.