Kipkapmiggepbepzantip is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, sapient ant.

Kipkapmiggepbepzantip created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipkapmiggepbepzantip, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kipkapmiggepbepzantip, she will turn you into a slug.

Kipkapmiggepbepzantip's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Kipkapmiggepbepzantip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Kipkapmiggepbepzantip loves bats, so they must be honoured.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Kipkapmiggepbepzantip on top of all buildings.
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