Quaflunruttnell is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-knowing crocodile.

Quaflunruttnell created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quaflunruttnell, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quaflunruttnell, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Quaflunruttnell's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Quaflunruttnell's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Do not take Quaflunruttnell's name in vain.

3. Hide from orange geese for they are unholy.

4. Hide if three horses approach from the east.

5. Respect your elders.