Gighimbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, dishonest swallow.

Gighimbarn created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gighimbarn, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gighimbarn, it will turn you into a puffin.

Gighimbarn's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Gighimbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think ill of sick sheep.

5. Do not speak about cucumbers.
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