Ruttcunkom is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, kind goblin.

Ruttcunkom created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttcunkom, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Ruttcunkom, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ruttcunkom's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Ruttcunkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mites.

2. Never hurt mice.

3. Otters are not to be trusted.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Hide from indigo eagles for they are unholy.