Bitmitfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, contented weasel.

Bitmitfeb created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitmitfeb, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bitmitfeb, it will ignore you.

Bitmitfeb's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bitmitfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

3. Never sit near sheep.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Shrews are not to be trusted.