Saddondoss is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awesome elephant.

Saddondoss created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Saddondoss, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Saddondoss, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Saddondoss' most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Saddondoss' Holy Commandments

1. Saddondoss loves gulls, so they must be respected.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Saddondoss loves birds, so they must be honoured.

5. Respect your elders.