Kimvabpak is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, happy
cow.
Kimvabpak created Europe eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Kimvabpak, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Kimvabpak, she will turn you into a puffin.
Kimvabpak's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Kimvabpak's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the east.
2. Feed all hungry whales.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Never mention snakes.
5. Kimvabpak loves bats, so they must be honoured.