Nilpadbud is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, staggering seal.

Nilpadbud created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilpadbud, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nilpadbud, it will be mildly annoyed.

Nilpadbud's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Nilpadbud's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are not to be trusted.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never hurt frogs.

4. Nilpadbud loves badgers, so they must be respected.

5. Never eat rice.