Stragniglam is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional gerbil.

Stragniglam created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stragniglam, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stragniglam, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Stragniglam's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Stragniglam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.