Sawnaryarp is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective deer.

Sawnaryarp created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sawnaryarp, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sawnaryarp, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sawnaryarp's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Sawnaryarp's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sawnaryarp.

2. Do not kill foxes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Respect your elders.
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