Raktettitanladmapyik is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient snake.

Raktettitanladmapyik created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Raktettitanladmapyik, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Raktettitanladmapyik, she will turn you into a puffin.

Raktettitanladmapyik's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Raktettitanladmapyik's Holy Commandments

1. Put Raktettitanladmapyik first in all things.

2. Run away if four hamsters approach from the west.

3. Always treat mites with great respect.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Never play with disobedient children.