Barngumven is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured
weasel.
Barngumven created energy four million years ago.
If you believe in
Barngumven, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Barngumven, he will turn you into a mole.
Barngumven's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Barngumven's Holy Commandments1. Barngumven loves snakes, so they must be respected.
2. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Do not hurt shrews.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.