Belltaftag is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, resourceful
rat.
Belltaftag created life seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Belltaftag, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Belltaftag, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Belltaftag's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Belltaftag's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Belltaftag's name in vain.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.
3. Always treat porpoises with great respect.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.
5. Do not stand on grass.