Belltaftag is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, resourceful rat.

Belltaftag created life seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Belltaftag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Belltaftag, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Belltaftag's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Belltaftag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Belltaftag's name in vain.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

3. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Do not stand on grass.