Sidnartkop is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, calm skunk.

Sidnartkop created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidnartkop, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sidnartkop, it will not care at all.

Sidnartkop's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Sidnartkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about horses.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Sidnartkop on top of all buildings.

5. Never wear red skirts.
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