Dibnurlken is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, almighty
walrus.
Dibnurlken created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dibnurlken, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Dibnurlken, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Dibnurlken's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Dibnurlken's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Dibnurlken's name in vain.
2. You must never eat grapes.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Fast once a month.