Gamdonken is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, moody faun.

Gamdonken created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gamdonken, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gamdonken, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gamdonken's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Gamdonken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect five titanium sculptures of Gamdonken on top of important buildings.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not run in public.