Bastvigdog is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome
dolphin.
Bastvigdog created Europe three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bastvigdog, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Bastvigdog, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Bastvigdog's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Bastvigdog's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Do not wear carbon on your body.
3. You must never eat apples.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Never mention whales.