Farfebcar is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain goblin.

Farfebcar created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farfebcar, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Farfebcar, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Farfebcar's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Farfebcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Hide from turquoise snakes for they are unholy.