Stikomt is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, annoying raccoon.

Stikomt created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Stikomt, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stikomt, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Stikomt's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Stikomt's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Stikomt.

2. Erect four carbon sculptures of Stikomt on top of important buildings.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.