Misjarnlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, humane meerkat.

Misjarnlarp created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Misjarnlarp, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Misjarnlarp, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Misjarnlarp's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Misjarnlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

5. Never wear cyan ear rings.