Geppidneg is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent warg.

Geppidneg created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Geppidneg, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Geppidneg, it will not invite you to parties.

Geppidneg's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Geppidneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not take Geppidneg's name in vain.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.