Bimhubbin is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak shark.

Bimhubbin created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimhubbin, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bimhubbin, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bimhubbin's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bimhubbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near pigs.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never feed cherries to snakes while wearing violet corsets.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never wear rings.