Nabmingan Karhomveen is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering raven.

Nabmingan Karhomveen created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Nabmingan Karhomveen, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nabmingan Karhomveen, he will torture you forever.

Nabmingan Karhomveen's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Nabmingan Karhomveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Do not eat parsnips.

3. Always treat ducks with great respect.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Nabmingan Karhomveen on top of all buildings.

5. Never write about moons.