Budhabdib is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, intelligent wyvern.

Budhabdib created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Budhabdib, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Budhabdib, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Budhabdib's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Budhabdib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

2. Budhabdib loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Never hurt hamsters.