Bafdin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair crow.

Bafdin created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafdin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bafdin, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bafdin's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bafdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Never hurt mice.

5. Never feed spinach to geese while wearing white tights.