Nurlstafbunzan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, kind shrew.

Nurlstafbunzan created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlstafbunzan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nurlstafbunzan, it will turn you into a tree.

Nurlstafbunzan's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nurlstafbunzan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Never hurt ducks.

4. Never paint your neck yellow.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.