Cumbepdun is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful camel.

Cumbepdun created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumbepdun, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cumbepdun, she will turn you into a worm.

Cumbepdun's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Cumbepdun's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat eagles with great respect.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Run away from yellow frogs, for they are unholy.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never wear purple boots.