Dodpagfen Jigrapven is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, blissful warg.

Dodpagfen Jigrapven created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodpagfen Jigrapven, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dodpagfen Jigrapven, he will try to impress you with trees.

Dodpagfen Jigrapven's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dodpagfen Jigrapven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt grasshopers.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Never feed turnips to doves while wearing yellow ear rings.

5. Always treat snakes with great respect.