Ratrilyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, weak giraffe.

Ratrilyatt created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Ratrilyatt, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ratrilyatt, it will destroy your favourite star.

Ratrilyatt's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Ratrilyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Ratrilyatt's name in vain.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Hide from yellow swans for they are unholy.