Cidbonkyim is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, quiet shrew.

Cidbonkyim created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidbonkyim, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cidbonkyim, she will strike you with lightening.

Cidbonkyim's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cidbonkyim's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cidbonkyim.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Cidbonkyim loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Retreat if eight swans approach from the east.