Flancippib is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, passionate goat.

Flancippib created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Flancippib, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flancippib, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Flancippib's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Flancippib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about sheep.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Do not kill eagles.

5. You must pray to Flancippib five times a day.