Bopyimgonsis is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, moody tapir.

Bopyimgonsis created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopyimgonsis, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bopyimgonsis, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bopyimgonsis' most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bopyimgonsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about grasshopers.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always obey Bopyimgonsis' priests.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.