Fedmatkik is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, cheerful crab.

Fedmatkik created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedmatkik, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fedmatkik, she will turn you into a worm.

Fedmatkik's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fedmatkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about horses.

5. Do not kill capybaras.