Koparprull is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome donkey.

Koparprull created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Koparprull, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Koparprull, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Koparprull's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Koparprull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Worship no other gods but Koparprull.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never mention goats.

5. Never talk about nebulae.