Bellpangweg is a god.

He takes the form of a large, tranquil armadillo.

Bellpangweg created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellpangweg, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bellpangweg, he will turn you into a sheep.

Bellpangweg's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bellpangweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill moths.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Bellpangweg loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

5. Always treat otters with great respect.