Bellpangweg is a god.
He takes the form of a large, tranquil
armadillo.
Bellpangweg created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bellpangweg, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Bellpangweg, he will turn you into a sheep.
Bellpangweg's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Bellpangweg's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill moths.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Never write about amino acids.
4. Bellpangweg loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.
5. Always treat otters with great respect.