Zoggup is a god.

She takes the form of a small, conceited dolphin.

Zoggup created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zoggup, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zoggup, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Zoggup's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Zoggup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Zoggup's name in vain.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never write about gravity.