Cebpib is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, omniscient crane.

Cebpib created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebpib, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cebpib, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cebpib's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cebpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always obey Cebpib's priests.

3. Never mention eagles.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Do not hurt squirrels.