Busbepgid is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured human.

Busbepgid created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busbepgid, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Busbepgid, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Busbepgid's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Busbepgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan rings.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never feed lemons to horses while wearing indigo ear rings.

5. Do not wear red clothing.