Zanmutneg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring dryad.

Zanmutneg created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zanmutneg, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zanmutneg, he will destroy your home planet.

Zanmutneg's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Zanmutneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Do not eat wheat.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.