Bangomflam is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ruthless fox.

Bangomflam created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bangomflam, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bangomflam, he will turn you into a snail.

Bangomflam's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bangomflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Never play with disobedient children.