Femarphas Latdidsog is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, awe-inspiring skunk.

Femarphas Latdidsog created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Femarphas Latdidsog, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Femarphas Latdidsog, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Femarphas Latdidsog's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Femarphas Latdidsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always wear gray.