Gofditdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, pitiless gerbil.

Gofditdoss created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofditdoss, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gofditdoss, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gofditdoss' most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gofditdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect six nickel sculptures of Gofditdoss on top of important buildings.

2. Run away if seven turtles approach from the north.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.